Artists take on raising stakes, pearly gates, and more ...

In 1984 my father’s campaign was able to run and win 49 states on the brilliant theme of “Morning in America.” On Tuesday, I and tens of millions of other Americans woke up feeling like it was ...

You tell me. Be witty, funny, crazy, absurd or snarky---just try to keep it clean. There’s no limit on the number of entries.