OMG—Shrek 5 is coming! And no, this isn’t some ogre swamp fever dream! After years of rumor-fueled hype and myriad fan theories, everyone’s favorite green grump’s officially returning.

Set in a mythical “once upon a time” sort of land, Shrek the Musical is the story of a hulking green ogre who, after being mocked and feared his entire life by anything that crosses his path ...